Case of the Mondays

Reasons you may have missed work yesterday that your boss may not believe:

1) My dog stole my driver's license.
2) There was an accident in my driveway.
3) I was suffering from a bad case of Pica and ate my toothbrush.
4) I was out late last night celebrating because the Cardinals are going to the Super Bowl!

Early Planning without Jinxing

Not wanting to jinx anything by saying it out loud (i talk aloud when blogging), I will instead direct you attention to this and I think you can put two and two together to figure it out. *

Because of this event and a certain team, I may want to start devising a plan as to how I would get to Tampa on a) on short notice and 2) my blue collar income.

I came to one conclusion: Im going to need more money!

The following are some of the "odd jobs" I have decided to pick up for the extra cash. What do you think?

Work overtime: $0 week
Panhandle on 101& McDonald instead of working overtime: $10 day
Sell cigarettes to minors: $0.50 per smoke
Sell my looks to strangers: $2 if I shave and wear a push up bra
Sell my soul to the devil: $14 if it’s a Sunday
Take bribes from friends to stop wearing the leggings: $100
Head down to the Jr. High at the let boys touch my boobs: $1 per photo if I wear a push up bra, shaving optional
Auction off my Smurf collectibles on Ebay: $25 minus shipping & handling
Ask my parents for money: $4.13
Disguise myself as a girl scout and sell cookies: -$16 (damn thin mints)
Sell the rights to my life to Ryan Seacrest for a reality show on E!: $500 and a bottle of booze
Make out with a homeless man: day old peanut butter sandwich, shaving and push up bra not required

*if you can't put 2 and 2 together, try 6 and 1. That equals 7. Like a touchdown. SCORE!

Love the Boys in Red!

Yay Cardinals!

Although Matt (Leinart. My husband.) really had little to do with it....the cards not only made it to the Playoffs, they won game 1! woot woot!

We obviously took our celebrating very seriosuly and had a blast!