Then the newly developed Joaquin that smokes a cigarette and looks like this:
Not a hard decision.
Joaquin, if you are reading this, I'd like to ask you to come back!
I'd even take the creepy sister lover you play in Gladiator over this mess. It's not even a hot mess. Just a mess. Ick. Clean it up. Please. I don't want to have to turn "Joaquin Sunday" into "Joaquin google image search for a quick pick me up before I find a new actor to devote an entire movie afternoon to".